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Showing posts with label microsoft. Show all posts

2009-05-25

They're Coming To Make Me Write ASP!


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Remember when you ran away
Big Blue got on their knees
And begged you not to leave
PDE'd go berserk

You left 'em anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now I see you've gone
(Completely out of your mind)

And they're coming to take you away ha-haaa
They're coming to take you away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the Redmond farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And you'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their - see? Sharp coats
And they're coming to take you away ha haaa

We thought it was a joke
And so we laughed
We laughed when you had said
That you could leave the FLOSS and work for Bill

Right? You know we laughed
You heard us laugh. We laughed
We laughed and laughed but still you left
But now we know you're utterly mad

And they're coming to take you away ha haaa
They're coming to take you away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with bugs and Vista and viruses
Security "fixes" which patch and patch and open new hacks and holes
And they're coming to take you away ha haaa

We've read your blogs
And used your code
And this is how you pay us back
For all our kind unselfish, loving deeds?
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll make you write with ASP.net
You well-dressed geek

And they're coming to take you away ha haaa
They're coming to take you away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To Camp Microserf where life is beautiful all the time
And you'll be happy to drink that nice Kool-Aid
In their clean white cups
And they're coming to take you away

Neuroticfish - They're Coming To Take Me Away

2007-12-04

Eclipse Development All-In-One

I'm shocked. Check this out:

Twelve per cent [of those companies surveyed] said they focussed “exclusively” on .Net development while an additional 49 per cent focussed “primarily” on .Net. Only three per cent of enterprises were exclusively Java shops, while an additional 20 per cent focussed “primarily” on Java.
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But as more companies adopt Microsoft Exchange as their messaging software and SQL Server as their database, the decision to use .Net develop tools is “almost a no-brainer,” Goodall said. (source).

This seems counterintuitive to me. Sure, there's entrenchment. Sure, there's comfort in using Microsoft products as for most people that's who provides their operating system, office tools, and mail software. But c'mon, which companies did they survey? I'd love to find out but I can't find a copy of their survey results online, and even if I could I'm not about to cough up $150 - $990 for a 200K PDF file. Begs the question -- who commissioned this report, and how deep are their pockets? IMHO, there's a fine line between market research and marketing.

Or... is it possible that OSS people just don't have time to answer surveys because they're too busy contributing to their community? ;-)

Pointed pontifications aside, perhaps the real point here is that Microsoft does a better job at selling the 'one stop shop' idea of operating system + office tools + database + mail tools + mail server + dev platform. Sure, all of that is also available in the FLOSS / LAMP world, but are we failing to market it it as a cohesive offering? Is it still too disparate, too complex?

And has anyone thought of building an ubuntu + Ganymede self-contained offering? I know there's some cool virtual appliances out there, such as Grandma's LAMP, but AFAIK there's never been an attempt to bundle Eclipse w/ an OS for an all-in-one offering. Now that there's an Eclipse Store and an Eclipse Donations site, isn't it time for some Eclipse DVDs to complete the trifecta? Along with the new EPP bundles planned for next July, wouldn't it be cool to have an Eclipse Ganymede + ubuntu 08.04 Distro DVD? A collector's item, for sure.

Oh, and with the advent of the EMF4Net proposal (yes, that's EMF for the .Net plaftorm), this all-in-one DVD would also allow people to develop C# apps as well as Java. And php. And perl. And ruby. And python. And C/C++. Whoops, there we go again with too many choices. ;-) Once again, maybe Microsoft continues to dominate mindshare not because they're better or more entrenched, but out of a sense of simplicity.

So, here's my new mantra:

Simple is sexy.
Options are overwhelming.

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