Much ado about scripting, Linux & Eclipse: card subject to change


Io no quiero

Now, this is a story all about how
My name got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit down, yo
I'll tell you how I became formerly known as Io

In west of the Ottawa born and raised
On the server was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, mirrorin', relaxin' all cool
And a'servin' some b-ndwidth to all th'Eclipse fools

When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my server'hood
Opened one little bug and th'PC did vote
Said 'Gotta find a new name cuz they hatin' on Io'

I whistled for input and when it came near
The options were fresh and they'd sound sweet on the mirrors
With a split of +1s and a whole bunch of 'No'
But I thought anything's better - 'Yo, no to Io!'

Suggested were Galileo and Hermione
Hyperion, Titan and Hegemone
I looked at the votes
But with only 8 cast
It seemed that Io would be here to last

So I plead with the Council at least one more time
With the help of this rather contrived bit of rhyme
To look through the options
And cast there a vote
And save us at last from an Eclipse Io

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air (Theme Song)


Chris Aniszczyk (zx) said...

Nice, here is the complimentary youtube video :)

nickb said...

@zx: That link doesn't work, but the one I linked to under the original author of the song DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, does.

(I always link to the video and lyrics, so people can play along if they don't already know the tune.)