Happy Usability

I'm sure you've all heard is a million times. Boy meets tech. Boy falls in love with tech. Boy documents tech. Boy shares tech with others. Others read documents, scratch heads. Doc gets rewritten. ;-) Yes, this comes from recent personal experience. Just a day in the life.

dev screams he thinks he knows what you want
dev screams thinks he has something well said
dev screams hears feedback but doesn't wanna listen
dev screams he's being beat into submission

don't open your eyes you won't like what you see
designing for truth or usability
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happy usability [x2]

dev screams he spends his life rewriting wikis
dev screams he claims it's fun - yeah right - no really
dev screams he's got to start all over again
dev screams at least sometimes others share my pain

don't RTFM you won't like what you see
there's too much detail or a scarcity
don't open your eyes take it from me
i have found
you can find
happiness in ID [x3]
happiness

i don't know what i am but i know where i've been
releng work just words so much buildin'
stick my hands in the code of this endless routine
help the folks caught in this big modelin' machine

happy in codeslavery

nin - happiness in slavery